Mike Turns Fifty

Once upon a time, in 1976

A boy was born who would one day grow into a man of considerable wit, questionable dance moves, and fifty remarkable years. Now the story reaches its most important chapter so far, and it would not be a proper tale without the people who filled the other forty-nine.

So we are borrowing a castle (well, a movie theater) for one night. Come for popcorn, cheers, and a big-screen showing of the greatest fairy tale ever filmed.

The when and the where

date

Monday, November 2

the evening

Gather at 7:00 pmThe movie starts at 7:30 pm

the castle

Kaysville Theater21 N Main Street, Kaysville, UT 84037

the feature

The Princess Bride (1987, PG)

Come at 7:00 to mingle and catch up. I'll share a few words before the movie starts at 7:30.

The theater is my gift to you. Treats from the concession stand are yours to plunder, on your own dime. The theater doesn't allow outside food or drinks.

Fifty years, briefly told

1. 1976Our hero enters the story.
2. 1987Age eleven. The Princess Bride hits theaters.
3. 2026Turning fifty. Still quoting it.
4. YouThe best part of every chapter in between.

Perils of the evening

Every great adventure has its dangers. Ours are mostly snack-related.

Rules of the realm

• Quoting along with the movie is encouraged. Saying "inconceivable" at the wrong moment is required.
• Fifty is not old. Fifty is only mostly old, and mostly old is slightly young.
• Every drink at the concession stand is certified iocane-free. Mostly.
• No duels in the aisles. Sword fights stay on the screen.
• Jokes about the birthday boy's height are welcome. Jokes about his age must wait until after the credits.
• No gifts, please. Your company is the treasure.